"What a Women"

Older Women

When I was married 30 years, I took a look at my wife one day and
said, "Honey, 30 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept
on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to
sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.

Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV,
but I'm sleeping with a 60 year old woman. It seems to me that you
are not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman She told me to go out and find a
hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once
again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping
on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great?

They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis